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12.5.10
Dates for my diary: 2015 (provisional)

May 2015

Wednesday 6 May: Celebrate my 49th birthday.

Thursday 7 May: Cast my vote in General Election under not-good-enough AV system.

Friday 8 May: Watch Prime Minister David Milliband enter number 10 after Labour landslide.

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11.5.10
9 days to Oslo

Things to do while we're waiting for Eurovision.

Some of us need cheering up today. Especially those of us who reached the milestone this evening where the Prime Minister is younger than we are, for the first time in our lives. (Five months and three days, since you ask, but even without photoshopping, Babyface Callmedave still looks about a decade younger than I do.)

And those of us who can't believe we have a fucking Tory Prime Minister again.

Here he is, entering number 10 this evening. That's the number 10 where I live, not the other one.



To this end (ie. the cheering up thing), why not visit the lovely Jamie's Boom-Bang-A-Blog and enter his competition, like I have? He's asked people to design the outfit that UK Eurovision entrant Josh Dubovie will wear on stage in Oslo. Jamie's a proper journalist, so I imagine he holds proper sway with people at the BBC and it's 99% certain that the winner's design will be implemented. Deffo.

Anyway, here's my design. I can't do photoshop, but I'm a dab hand with google, scissors and glue.



Now, pedants and unfashionable people may claim that it is entirely derivative and unoriginal. However, I defy anyone to find an occasion where these three 'pieces' have been worn before in this ravishingly edgy combination.

Furthermore, the wearers of these items du mode finished first, first again and thirteenth in Eurovision, giving an average of fifth, thereby virtually guaranteeing Josh a top five finish.

Go on, you know you want to.

Body may not be model's own.

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18.9.08
Shalom, Geoffrey! Shalom Bungle!

Shocking as it may seem, this is apparently the new Prime Minister of Israel. Shalom Zippy! (Unless I've misheard, of course.)

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30.4.08
London, save us all

"My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters."
(Boris Johnson, 2004)

London, please don't let tomorrow be an opportunity for a fresh disaster of historic proportions. Boris Johnson is tremendously entertaining and very amusing, but we're laughing at him, not with him. If he becomes London mayor tomorrow, the world will be laughing at us all. Please don't let it happen.

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24.11.07
Well done Australia!

WARNING: Contains material which may be offensive to people called Kevin.



Spot the difference.


At last, Australia has woken up and voted out Prime Minister John 'Penfold' Howard after an inexplicable eleven years and four (four!) terms. So far so good, but they have evicted the shrewish, whining accountant in favour of Prime Minister Kev. There's something about being called Kevin which just doesn't go with the words 'Prime Minister', isn't there? (I've realised that I have four friends and a relative called Kevin. I am now running for cover.)

As an aside, what does it say about the Commonwealth's opinion of Australia that they decided to continue with the Commonwealth Heads of Government Conference, currently taking place in Uganda, on the same day as the Australian election? Who is representing Australia at the conference? The Governor General?

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20.1.07
The Hope of The States

Hurrah! The words we've longed to hear have been uttered at last. Hillary's in!

The only slight doubt I have over this is that Barack Obama seems like a potentially good Democratic candidate as well. Maybe they'll end up as the Golden Ticket double bill?

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