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Song about lav wins Eurovision

...and I had to go to the lav immediately after Lena's reprise, such is the effect that her irritating little song had on me.

More on this later.

But first, let's address the big issue of tonight's Eurovision: no points at all from the UK to OUR OWN PEOPLE representing Cyprus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell happened? Was this a failure of the Norton variety? Or is the UK public (and jury) just unwilling to play the same game as everybody else?

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