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Quote of the Day

Elizabeth Taylor is ill, which is a shame. However, her publicist would like it to be known that she's not as ill as some reports have made out. I've never seen or heard her publicist, one Mr Dick Guttman, but some sixth sense tells me he may well be a screaming queen. Here are his reassuring words about Dame Elizabeth today:

"At present, she is surrounded by family, friends and fabulous jewels."

Phew! What a relief she has all three. I'm sure they're all aiding her recovery immensely. I know I can rarely move from my sickbed without covering it in rubies and emeralds.

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