World of Chig   

Potentially quite annoyed

Chig will be spending the evening in the company of kd lang (and more than a few lesbians and Radio 2 listeners, I suspect). It'll be a lovely evening, I'm sure. However, friends will be texting me the results of tonight's Big Brother eviction and if it's Luke who gets evicted, as the bookies are predicting, I will be very, very cross indeed. I would urge you to vote for someone else, but there's nothing we can do now; the lines closed at 23:59 last night. My faith in humanity will be severely dented if the most entertaining housemate and deserving winner gets the boot tonight over self-obsessed Darnell, dull Rachel and the other five.

· link