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5.12.06
What Would You Do? Part 3
Scenario 3: The right to light. Imagine that, just before you went off sick, your ‘office manager’ spent a lot of time one day emptying one of the big stationery cupboards by the wall while you exchanged quizzical looks with your colleagues, before she huffed and puffed and pushed it across the office to the other side, then refilled it. That’s the side of the office which is the only one with windows. In fact, it is a window, from floor to just above head height, and is your only source of natural light. She left the cupboard there, in the way, without asking anyone if it was okay. You later moaned to a colleague that it was blocking the light and your view of the (admittedly not very scenic) road and trees outside. He was similarly annoyed about it, but you went off sick soon after that and forgot about it. Six weeks later, you returned to find that, not only was cupboard number one still blocking the window, but now a second big cupboard had been moved next to it, leaving one end of the office very gloomy indeed. A third unit, of shelves this time, had been placed next to them, mercifully unfilled at this time and not obstructing too much light as it’s backless, but the threat was there. You discovered that your colleagues had been moaning amongst themselves about the windows being blocked, but no one had said anything to the two people who matter. (Having seen the way your manager shouted at a colleague who dared to ask about the office radio during the team meeting on your second day back, you are not surprised that they have been so timid.) There is now only six inches of blind visible above these cupboards. Astoundingly, the first morning that you go to pull up these blinds to at least let in the little light that’s available, your manager asks you not to, as the cords are apparently getting in the way of the cupboards. You suggest that the cords wouldn’t be in the way of the cupboards if the cupboards weren’t there. He asks if it’s worth you pulling up six inches of blind and you reply that you are trying to ‘maximise the natural light’. He scoffs, but you do it anyway and shut up, despite the fact that you are shaking with rage by this point. At home, you do some research on the internet and discover, as you suspected, that there is UK legislation about natural light in offices. The five websites you look at all seem to suggest that it has been illegal since 1996 to obscure natural light. More specifically, it seems employers are obliged to ‘maximise available natural light’ and make sure that furniture is not placed in such a way that natural light is obscured. You cut and paste information from these websites into a document that you then e-mail to yourself at work, but haven’t yet plucked up the courage to confront your manager about it. So, what would you do? (a) Nothing. Who wants to see trees, cars and the outside world anyway? I’m far too busy working to look out of the window. Anyway, I work in an underground bunker, lit only by flickering neon tubes. You should think yourself lucky. (b) Nothing specific, except sit and make snidey comments like ‘it’s a bit gloomy in here today, isn’t it?’ You hope that one of your colleagues will mention the cupboards and tell yourself that, if they do, you will back them up, but you know deep down that no one ever will. (c) Print out your brilliant document on ‘light law’ and leave it anonymously on your manager’s desk, highlighting the bit about ‘liability’ and prosecution by the Health & Safety Executive. (d) Mention it for the first time at the next team meeting, producing your document at the same time, causing maximum embarrassment to your line manager and office manager and asking who wants to help you move the cupboards back to the other wall. (e) Something else. It’s all purely hypothetical, of course, but, in the interests of research, Chig is interested in hearing your opinions, especially if you have found yourself in anything similar to these outrageously made up situations. I thank you. · link
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Eurovision 2011 Düsseldorf, Germany 10th, 12th, 14th May Eurovision 2008 Semi-Final 1 – Tue 20 May 01 Montenegro - Zauvijek volim te – Stefan Filipović 02 Israel – The Fire In Your Eyes (Ke’ilo Kan) – Bo'az Ma'uda 03 Estonia – Leto Svet – Kreisiraadio 04 Moldova – A Century Of Love – Geta Burlacu 05 San Marino - Complice - Miodio 06 Belgium - O Julissi - Ishtar 07 Azerbaijan – Day After Day – Elnur Hüseynov & Samir Javadzadeh 08 Slovenia – Vrag Naj Vzame – Rebeka Dremelj 09 Norway – Hold On, Be Strong – Maria Haukaas Storeng 10 Poland – For Life – Isis Gee 11 Ireland – Irelande, Douze Pointe – Dustin The Turkey 12 Andorra – Casanova – Gisela 13 Bosnia-Herzegovina – Pokušaj – Laka 14 Armenia – Qele Qele – Sirusho 15 Netherlands – Your Heart Belongs To Me – Hind 16 Finland - Missä miehet ratsastaa – Teräsbetoni 17 Romania – Pe-o Margine de Lume – Nico & Vlad Mirita 18 Russia - Dima Bilan - Believe 19 Greece – Secret Combination – Kalomira Semi-Final 2 – Thu 22 May 01 Iceland – This Is My Life – Eurobandið 02 Sweden - Hero - Charlotte Perrelli 03 Turkey – Deli – Mor ve Ötesi 04 Ukraine – Shady Lady – Ani Lorak 05 Lithuania – Nomads In The Night – Jeronimas Milius 06 Albania – Zemrën e lamë peng – Olta Boka 07 Switzerland – Era Stupendo – Paolo Meneguzzi 08 Czech Republic – Have Some Fun – Tereza Kerndlová 09 Belarus – Hasta La Vista – Ruslan Alekhno 10 Latvia – Wolves Of The Sea – Pirates Of The Sea 11 Croatia – Romanca – Kraljevi Ulice & 75 Cents 12 Bulgaria – DJ, Take Me Away – Deep Zone & Balthazar 13 Denmark – All Night Long – Simon Mathew 14 Georgia – Peace Will Come – Diana Gurtskaya 15 Hungary – Candlelight – Csézy 16 Malta – Vodka - Morena 17 Cyprus – Femme Fatale – Evdokia Kadi 18 FYR Macedonia – Let Me Love You – Tamara, Vrčak & Adrian 19 Portugal - Senhora do Mar (Negras Águas) - Vânia Fernandes Final – Sat 24 May 02 United Kingdom – Even If – Andy Abraham 04 Germany – Disappear – No Angels 19 France – Divine – Sébastien Tellier 22 Spain - Baila el Chiki Chiki - Rodolfo Chikilicuatre 23 Serbia - Oro - Jelena Tomašević ft. Bora Dugić
Chig's Gigs & stuff 2007-2008
Coming Up: 11/12 Steel City Tour: ABC, Heaven 17, The Human League - Wolves Civic Gone Down: 21/01 Sing Live! - B'ham Symphony Hall 05/02 Mika - Berkeley Square, London 13/02 Shayne Ward - Nott'm Arena 21/02 X Factor - Nott'm Arena 04/05 Scooch-Nightingale, B'ham 12/05 Hosting Eurovision night @ The Nightingale 17/05 Jason Donovan-Nott'm Royal Concert Hall 25/05 Pet Shop Boys - Wolves Civic 26/05 Liberty X - Nightingale, B'ham 27/05 Scooch & Björn Again - B'ham Pride 16/06 Muse, The Streets, Dirty Pretty Things, Rodrigo y Gabriela & Zane Lowe - Wembley Stadium 28/06 Brotherhood of Man & Buck's Fizz - Nott'm Royal Concert Hall 14/07 Sing Live! - Summer in the '60s & '70s - Royal Leamington Spa Centre 14/09 Rise - Leek Wootton Village Hall 16/09 Erasure & Onetwo - Wolves Civic 17/09 The Twang & The Priory - B'ham Carling Academy 2 (private gig - Janice Long's Radio2 show) 20/09 Turisas & Abgott - B'ham Carling Academy 2 27/09 McFly - Wolves Civic 10/11 Buck's Fizz & Futureproof (The X Factor), Nightingale, B'ham 17/11 Vengaboys & Andy Williams (The X Factor) - Nightingale, B'ham 01/12 The Human League plays Dare! - Hammersmith Apollo 10/03 Gary Numan Replicas Tour & Daggers - Wolves Wulfrun 18/03 Russell Howard, Alexandra, Brum 20+22+24/05 Eurovision Song Contest, Beograd, Srbija 10/06 Eurobeat-Almost Eurovision, B'ham Hippodrome 12/06 Yazoo - Wolves Civic 14/06-16/06 Bingham Cup, DCU, Dublin 24/06 Westlife & Hope - Nottingham Arena 07/07 Duran Duran & The Duke Spirit - NIA, B'ham 01/08 kd lang - Symphony Hall, B'ham Who is Chig? Contact me: chig at cmdh dot freeserve dot co dot uk My Wish List Front page Archive RSS feed
Chig is Nicki French's official stalker...but she doesn't seem to mind.
Chig's life can sometimes be a right pain in the balls...
Chig watches...
Dogtown, The Amazing Mrs Pritchard, Robin Hood, The X Factor, Spooks, Extras, Mock The Week, Popworld, Ideal, Deal Or No Deal, Eggheads, Hollyoaks, Never Mind The Full Stops, Doctor Who series 2 repeats on BBC3, The Bill, Match Of The Day, Ant'n'Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. Chig has failed at two attempts to watch the whole series of Invasion, so if you have it on DVD... Chig still fancies Jesse Metcalfe... ...and Brandon Flowers, Roman Sebrle, Jonas Armstrong, Matthew Fox, Stefan Booth, Stuart Manning, Gary Lucy...
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Official EBU Eurovision Helsinki 2007 Official DotEurovision (News) ESC Today (News) Eurovision Songs OGAE Malta Norway: Melodi Grand Prix AsianMissionToEurovision(Blog) Eurovision 2007 acts: Qualifier: Albania: Aida & Frederik Ndoci Andorra: Anonymous Austria: Eric Papilaya Belarus: Dima Koldun Belgium: The KMGs Bulgaria: Elitsa Todorova & Stoyan Yankulov Croatia: Dragonfly ft. Dado Topić Czech Republic: Kabát Cyprus: Evridiki Denmark: DQ Estonia: Gerli Padar Georgia: Sopho Khalvashi Hungary: Magdi Rúzsa Iceland: Eiríkur Hauksson Israel: Teapacks Latvia: bonaparti.lv FYR Macedonia: Karolina Gočeva Malta: Olivia Lewis Moldova: Natalia Barbu Montenegro: Stevan Faddy Netherlands: Edsilia Rombley Norway: Guri Schanke Poland: The Jet Set Portugal: Sabrina Serbia: Marija Šerifović Slovenia: Alenka Gotar Switzerland: DJ Bobo Turkey: Kenan Doğulu Final: Armenia: Hayko Bosnia-Herzegovina: Marija Šestić Finland: Hanna Pakarinen France: Les Fatals Picards Germany: Roger Cicero Greece: Sarbel Ireland: Dervish Lithuania: 4Fun Romania: Todomondo Russia: Serebro Spain: NASH Sweden: The Ark Ukraine: Verka Serduchka UK MYMU entrants Big Brovaz Brian Harvey Cyndi Hawkins & Brown Liz McClarnon Scooch(!)
Artists:
Prata Vetra (Brainstorm) Marc Almond Pet Shop Boys Scissor Sisters
Family history:
Chig is directly descended from the following families. If you have one of these surnames, we're possibly related, so feel free to get in touch: Crowe, Harborne/Harbourne, Higgins, Hutchins, O'Sullivan/Sullivan, Talliss/Tallis.
Above: My Gran with her Gran. Snitterfield, Warwickshire, c.1930.
Shameless exhibitionism:
Chig's January 1999 Gay Times article, behind the scenes filming 'Queer As Folk'
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AceDiscoVery Come Into My World Club Contact Following Adam Diamond Geezer My Ace Life Naked Blog TheSnowInTheSummerOrSo-So Welshcake Zbornak
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