World of Chig   

21.4.06
40 in 15 days: 1991

"And what do you do?"

Happy 40th Birthday x2 today to a Mrs Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Windsor of central London. Obviously the World of Chig is an anti-monarchist woolly liberal socialist republic, but we bear no ill will towards the poor cow and her dysfunctional, money-sapping family. It's not her fault she was born, 80 years ago today, in the time of Al Jolson and the General Strike.

Well, when I say no ill will, that wasn't quite the case when she 'forgot' to pay the insurance on Windsor Castle and then got the Tory government to agree to pay for the refurbishment. If she'd offered to pay for my kitchen door when I was burgled and the insurance company said it wasn't damaged 'enough' for them to cough up, it may have been different, but she didn't.

Oh, and there was the 'totally misjudging the public mood' when Diana died.

And those bloody awful pastel shade Hardy Amies outfits that only she could ever dare to wear, but no one ever should.

Not to mention the husband.

But apart from all that, we're sure she's very nice really and we secretly hope that she hangs on for so long that public interest in the monarchy tails off completely and that the ridiculous, outdated institution comes to an end when her life does.

Anyway, back to the 40th birthday photo album of some other queen...


Taken on my Gran and Grandad's golden wedding anniversary.


At a family friend's wedding. But where are the other people? Why are Chig and his sister standing in a field? Well, the other people are all behind the camera and in a field because the bride and groom left the wedding in a helicopter, that's why!


Just one of many pictures of my sister pulling that face. That is her photo face. Obviously, I look brill, especially in that hat.

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