World of Chig   

14.2.06
Single

For some reason, today seems like the perfect day for...

Chig's Ten Reasons Why It's Great Being Single
(in no particular order)

1. You can eat when you want, or not eat at all.

2. You don't have to consult with someone else if someone asks you out socially.

3. There's no arguing over the TV remote control.

4. You can go to bed when you want, even on school nights. Or not go to bed until ridiculous times at the weekends.

5. You can watch as much p*rn as you like, whenever you like. (Apparently.)

6. You can play whatever music you like, as loud as you like, and dance around the house.

7. You can talk to the TV or radio and no one else thinks you're going mad.

8. You can spend the whole weekend not getting showered or properly dressed.

9. You can leave the washing-up for as long as you like.

10. You don't have to waste money buying St. Valentine's Day cards. Even if they are only 8p in Asda.


Any more? Or are you all coupled up?!


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