World of Chig   

11.6.05
Well done viewers!

21:30
So, Lesley, you are the least popular of the twelve housemates. How does that make you feel? Really small, I hope, you horrid cow. Still, look on the bright side. It's Friday night - there's still time to put on your stillies, tie a couple of handkerchiefs around your tits'n'arse and get 'out on the town' in London for a few Bacardi Breezers, before picking a fight with some innocent girl for 'looking at you in a funny way', then going for a kebab which you can throw up all over yourself later. Why should tonight be any different from a normal night out in Huddersfield?

Have fun! Good riddance. My faith in the public vort (sic) is restored, after last week's terrible error.


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