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2.6.05
Say, say, say

Some memorable and bizarre quotes from Birmingham Pride weekend. Chig could reveal who said some of these, but a sense of self-preservation (and concern for friends) has determined otherwise.

1) During the Boots bar v. The Fox 'It's A Knockout' competition:

"Is Boots bar where all the ugly men in Birmingham go?"
"Why do you think it's dark in there?"

2) During the egg and spoon race at the aforementioned games, wherein all competitors were particularly useless:

"They're not very good at holding the eggs are they?"
"Lesbians aren't used to holding onto eggs - they're usually selling them."

3) Outside Angels bar. Conversation between a photographer and a particularly sexy young Hispanic man who was promoting the bar with some writing across his chest:

"Excuse me, can I take your photo?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Can I just do something first?"
"Er, yeah, what?"
"Can I get rid of that fucking apostrophe?"

(Photographer licks finger and rubs out the errant apostrophe in "Angel's", maintaining bodily contact for slightly longer than was strictly necessary, but producing the desired effect.)

Standards, dear reader, standards. Er, I mean, whoever the photographer was. Mind you, the BBC had had no such qualms earlier.




¡Hola, Guillermo! ¿Que tal?


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