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9.10.04
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Today's featured chart, in the first of an occasional series.

I'm sure, like me, you've lost count of the number of times you have stopped yourself in your tracks in the middle of a boring day, and thought, "I wonder what the people of Zagreb are downloading onto their mobile phones? What's ringing in Rovinj? What's 'ot in Opatija?" Well, one of the joys of the day job is that we get this information on our intrawebnet thing. So now, I can share with you the top three from...(trumpet):

Croatia's Ringtone Chart for September

1 NEW Dragostea Din Tei
2 NEW Wild Dance
3 (6) Lane Moje

I can't be bothered with the rest of the top ten as I don't recognise any of the other titles. But let's just look at the top three from the bottom up and see if we can spot what's been influencing Croatians' choices of ringtones...

Number 3 is the beautiful song which came 2nd in this year's Eurovision for Croatia's neighbours Serbia & Montenegro (narrowly failing to secure Chig a handsome win at the bookies, but we'll gloss over that). I bet it sounds rubbish as a ringtone.

At number 2 is Ruslana's Eurovision winner from Ukraine - a hit all over Europe but just one measly week in the UK chart in the low 40s. Such a big, epic song must sound absolutely shite as a ringtone.

Top of the download pops in Croatia is the biggest European hit of the Summer from O-Zone (and the other version from Haiducii). It probably sounds perfect as a ringtone. At last, I hear you cry, one that has no connection with Eurovision. But hold it right there. If the rumours are correct, one country making their Eurovision debut in Kyiv next year will be Moldova. And where are O-Zone from? That's right, Moldova. Sorted. Get O-Zone in. Get a song that's a bit like 'Dragostea Din Tei'. Winner. You heard it here first.

(And just in case you thought O-Zone were merely novelty one hit wonders, let me point out that their follow-up single, 'Despre Tine' is currently number one in Norway, which is quite a long way from Moldova. Pan-European appeal, you see. Be very scared.)

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