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4.5.04
19 – Poland – Love Song – Blue Cafe

The Polish national final this year was an absolute disgrace. None of the songs were worthy of going to Istanbul and some of them were downright embarrassing. Take the rock group with the three year-old son of the singer, who actually ‘assisted’ on vocals. It made you realise what a talented little chappy Jordy really was. Dur, dur? It certainly was on us watching it. And so they picked this, but it really is like trying to polish (geddit?) a turd. Tonight, Matthew, I’m going to be a poor man’s Eartha Kitt and sing the same line over and over and over and over and over again. And then sing it again.
Eurofact: This song improves marginally if you sing over it; “Crap song, bad song, dull song, goes on and on.”
However, there is one saving grace of this rubbish being at number 19, if everyone’s back from the toilet in time…

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