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16.4.04
Stop Your Sobbing

Dear Pauline Fowler,
I don't like to see you upset, so I think I should let you know that Mark's not really dead. He hasn't even left London. He's too ashamed to tell you he joined the police, so he changed his name to Gabriel and moved from Walford to Sun Hill. You must know Sun Hill, because that Michael Rose who used to be your market inspector in Walford, well he moved there too and he's now a copper with your Mark. So stop fretting.
I'd worry more about why your Michelle never phones anymore and why your granddaughter has lost all trace of her American accent, if I were you.
Love,
Chig

PS. How is Mrs. Slocombe's pussy?

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