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14.4.04
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It is with great relief that Chig can reveal that he is officially a 'Grammar God':

"You are a GRAMMAR GOD! If your mission in life is not already to preserve the English tongue, it should be. Congratulations and thank you!"

Check your own grammar skills here, but don't be too disappointed when it doesn't tell you the correct answers afterwards.

Coming, as this does, not long after it was scientifically proven that Chig's IQ is in the top 2% of the UK population*, it's a wonder I can still be bothered to communicate with ordinary people. Must go now. I have an ivory tower to clean. (We'll gloss over the current Men's Health magazine Mensa test, in which Chig scored 7.33 out of ten; agonisingly short of a Mensa level 8.)

*Source: BBC's Beat The Nation IQ test.
Thanks: Troubled Diva and Bitful

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