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29.4.03

I'm A Non-Entity - Get Me A Career!


Now look, I pride myself on being so shallow that I am completely au fait with trivial celebrity gossip and non-happenings. I mean, I subscribe to heat magazine, fer gawd's sake. But I have to confess, I have no idea who this Catalina bird is, who ITV have just thrust into the Australian outback in the hope that she'll shag John Fashanu and/or Phil Tufnell at some point in the next fortnight. Is it a heterosexual thing? I mean, I'm well aware who Catalina Video are...

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