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21.5.02

The Chig Eurovision Awards


...after one day of rehearsals and press conferences yesterday.

Most miserable git: Greece: Michalis Razintskis seems to have no sense of humour and is incapable of smiling. He was also the only artist yesterday who REFUSED to sing at the press conference, causing an awkward moment.

Most attractive man: Cyprus: Filippos Constantinos of One is no disappointment in the flesh. Digital camera went a bit mad at their press conference, and they all looked great at the Euroclub last night too.

Most improved: Russia: People keep talking about this as a dark horse, but I still think they're not attractive enough. They're not attractive AT ALL, unfortunately.

The ME, ME, ME!! Award for most sycophantic slimeball journalist in a press conference:
Three people are having a good crack at this one. I'll keep you posted.



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