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3.4.02

The daft old Duke Of York
Silly old Prince Andrew. Put it down to grief, or perhaps he’s just a sexist pig, but he’s ‘forgotten’ his own sister, and 50% of his cousins today. He announced that “the four grandchildren” will be standing guard at the lying in state of Grandmama’s coffin. Er, excuse me, she had SIX grandchildren. Remember Sarah? Lady Chatto? Viscount Linley’s sister? She’s your cousin too! And your sister, Anne? Oh but of course, they're girls. They don't count, do they?
[Special thanks to our royal correspondent, Princess Troubled Diva, and the joy of retrospective re-editing]

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