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25.4.02

Blair makes a promise!


Rejoice! Street crime will be over by September! It must be true – Tony Blair says so. I suggest we all stay in until then, as muggers will try to make up their quota before the closing date. So how is Fuhrer Blair going to achieve this? Oh shucks, he forgot to say. My guess is that September is the date that George W Bush has pencilled in for World War Three, so Tony knows that our nation's youth will all be conscripted by then. Eh voila! No crime. Marvellous.

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