World of Chig   

21.2.02

Things I’ve learnt in Sydney:


1) Far too many men have enormous arms and chests, and washboard stomachs. It’s unnatural.
2) Most ugly Australian men have obviously been sent somewhere else; I suspect to work in bars in London.
3) Men’s clothes shops are brilliant, and very, very cheap. Have bought a sweatshirt, trousers, vest and sunglasses within my first week.
4) The gay scene is very pleasingly racially mixed.
5) You can’t buy beer in pints. Boo!
6) Some shops are selling two-month old copies of Gay Times. The shame!
7) The weather can change very quickly from hot and humid to torrential rain.
8) Bats that we have in the UK are just babies compared to the real thing.
9) Speedos were invented here. (Didn’t know that before.) They're also on 3 for 2 in Gowings, so I couldn't resist yesterday!

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